Zero to hero

Композитор: Alan Menken
Автор слов: David Zippel

Bless my soul, Herc was on a roll
Person of the week in every greek opinion poll
What a pro!
Herc could stop a show
Point him at a monster and you're talkin' S.R.O.
He was a no one
A zero, a zero
Now he's a honcho
He's a hero!
He was a kid with his act down pat
Zero to hero in no time flat
Zero to hero
Just like that
When he smiled the girls went wild
With oohs and aahs
And they slapped his face on every vase
On every "Vahse"!
From appearance fees and royalties
Our Herc had cash to burn
Now nouveau riche and famous
He could tell you what's a grecian urn
Say amen
There he goes again
Sweet and underrated
And an awesome ten for ten
Folks lined up just to watch him flex
And this perfect package packed a pair of pretty pecs
Hercie, he comes, he sees, he conquers
Honey, the crowds were goin' bonkers
He showed the moxie brains and spunk
From zero to hero
A major hunk
Zero to hero
And who'd have thunk...

Who put the glad in gladiator?
Hercules!
Who's darin' deeds are great theater?
Hercules!
Isn't he bold?
No one braver!
Is he sweet?
Our favorite flavor!
Hercules
My man
Hercules
Hercules
Hercules
Look at my Hercules
Hercules
Hercules

Bless my soul, Herc was on a roll
Underrated, riding high
And the nicest guy
Not conceited
He was a nothing, zero, zero
Now he's a honcho, he's our hero!
He hit the heights at breakneck speed
From zero to hero
Herc is a hero
Now he's a hero
Yes, indeed.